The beat up, overworked, thoroughly dicked over horse.
Two years ago SteelDivisionClan.com went down in a thoroughly uninteresting fashion when Scott, co-owner or something, had to cancel the card the hosting bill was automatically pulling from because he left it in his other pants and decided canceling it and ordering a new one would be easier the checking all four pockets. Or something. I would have taken over the hosting payments myself but I wasn't prepared to let him win and not have to pay the 5 bucks a month or something just because he's a dick. I couldn't back down and allow him to make me do all of the work and pay all of the bills. If I did that, what kind of person would it make me? How much would he take before he was satisfied? Where does the cycle end? Clearly, I couldn't allow him to win this, the implications would be far too brutal to imagine. Also, effort.